Ok, Bertha and I are not getting along. At.ALL. She basically ruins my life. She's annoying and irritable and she blurts out things that shouldn't be said outloud.
I hope anyone who is forced to interact with me can be patient, and overlook ALOT for the next 5 months.
For those of who live far away from me-count yourselves blessed. And if you call, be prepared. Because...
Bertha is a beast.
I know some people really seem to like her. My kids love that they get McDonald's fries and Dairy Queen ice cream a lot more. Lots of people love her because when they're having a really bad day or feeling inadequate, all they have to do is look at Bertha and they feel better about themselves. And I'm sure there's even some people who like annoying people who say things they shouldn't and are lazier than all get out. But some people, like me, can't stand her.
So, I decided to do a new poll. I got tired of looking at my "Should Sara have a fence?" poll, especially since we still don't have a fence.
I want the skinny. Your opinion. How do you feel about Bertha???
Be honest. Any answer you put will make Bertha mad, no matter what. So don't worry about offending her-You will.
:-)
I have to make up my own answer for the poll
ReplyDeleteLove Sara because she's The Best and have not been offended from Bertha yet because I "live far away and am counting my blessings." Both Bertha and Sara are funny!
I don't know which one to choose. Bertha hasn't gotten to me yet even though I live close.
ReplyDeleteI think you are still fun and amazing!
Hmmmmm.... I think I need to meet Bertha. :-)
ReplyDeleteBertha was clearly in charge of this poll because all of the answers are N/A!!! All I know is that I love Sara and even her version of Bertha!
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