Right now
My house
looks like a tornado came through
Literally.
You know when you see those stories on the news where people are living in filth and squalor? And everyone is appalled and the children are taken away and the house is condemned?
Yep, that's us right now.
Ok-I admit-minus the animal feces and 10 poisonous snakes that roam free. It could be worse.
But, really all it takes it one day of ME doing nothing and this is what we get.
Please tell me mine is not the only house that looks like this some days? or weeks....:-)
Please.
It would make me feel better.
Sam and I fantasize about making really weird movies together-like Napoleon Dynamite movies. On days when our house looks particularly messy, we've talked about doing a commercial for a household cleaning tool that would work much like a powerful leaf-blower. Blow that thing around for a few seconds and Voila! The floor is clear and ready to be vacuumed. :-) Wearing really cool goggles, of course.
Today would be a perfect day to start that commercial.
Sorry, Sara, my house is NeVer messy. My Gram came over today to drop something off and I wouldn't let her come into the house because my kitchen was BAD and she's kind of a harsh judge. :)
ReplyDeleteSo tomorrow when you come over don't go downstairs. If I get up early enough I might finish making the upstairs presentable. Which means I need to go to bed asap.
ReplyDeleteJared calls me hurricane Emily cause I can make a mess in nothin' flat.
I don't even have as little kids as you and mine still gets unbeliveably messy! It is hard work and not really something that you will be judged for and when the mess is gone-the kids will be gone-so enjoy it for now!
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